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Bacon Soap
With the exception of our Jewish friends out there, who doesn't love bacon? It's the meat of the Gods. A manly meat. A meat that makes other meat taste good. Bacon really does make everything better.
That is until I saw this little goodie. Bacon soap, really?
The last thing I want to smell like is a tasty piece of crisp bacon. It's too dangerous. Friends and coworkers might be overcome with the urge to eat you (and not in the good way). Loved ones might start rubbing butter on your face or placing lettuce and tomato on your head.
Let's keep bacon on the dinner table and out of the bathroom. It'll be better for all of us.
Verdict: NOT EPIC