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August 25, 2009
Shaquille O'Neal on WWE Raw
Someone needs to organize an intervention for Shaq, and I mean like NOW! EIther that or he needs a new agent. How else can you explain movies like Steel and Kazaam, or albums like Shaq Diesel? Who can forget songs like this?
yo Shaq, where ya at?
I'm over here
yo Shaq, where ya at?
yo yo, I'm over here
yo Shaq where ya at?
Phife, I'm over here
And believe me, I'm trying hard to forget.
Please, someone get the man a GPS because now he's wandered onto the WWE Raw stage. Isn't the career path supposed to go the other direction? From professional wrestler to actor and star?
My advice to Shaq: find something your good at and stick to it. Perhaps there's a sport you could try. And no, not professional wrestling ... that doesn't count.
Verdict: Not Epic
August 27, 2009
Tokyo's GIant Gundam Statue
The land of the rising sun has many reasons to be epic, but now they've entered into truly crazy epic territory. Three words: giant - freaking - robots! That's right, Nippon has combined its love of robots with heaps of awesome.
If you didn't want to go to Japan before, how about a chance to see a 59 foot tall Gundam robot? Or the soon to arrive Kobe statue? Personally I think it's all a smokescreen for Japan's very real robot research project and plans for world domination. And I'll be the first one to kneel at the feet of our new robotic overlords.
Verdict: EPIC 