October 2007 Archives
October 31, 2007
Capital S - Sandwich
Jordan M. sent in this submission for a hoagie, cosmo, grinder, poor boy, hero, sub sandwich. Whatever you call it, this thing is of epic proportions. Don't let their innocent smiles fool you into a false sense of security. These two boys passed into manhood after eating this heart clogging seven pound baby.
What would you put on a sub to grow hair on your chest? Turkey? Mustard? Those are the ingredients of children and the infirm. How about ham, salami, roast beef, bacon (the true meat of the gods), 2 kinds of cheese, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo and hot sauce. But wait ... there's one more ... BEEF JERKY! That's right, these two well preserved men (for they are MEN now) gnawed their way through beef freakin' jerky.
Most men would cry at the thought, but not these two. The only way this could have been better is if it had been made out of sand and an actual witch.
* Note: The sandwich is so brilliant it can't be looked at directly. In fact, it's believed that these photos had to be taken in a mirror.