August 2007 Archives
August 15, 2007
The Duct Tape Bandit
The Duct Tape Bandit has been caught. At long last, your ducts can rest easy. No, he wasn't stealing duct tape, he was using it to hide his identity. It did a pretty freaking good job too, just look at the photo. If this guy robbed me the only thing I'd be able to say to the cops would be "I was mugged by a retarded mummy." No way the cops are catching him on that description.*
Duct Tape Disguise Verdict: Not Epic **
Idiocy Verdict: EPIC
*NOTE: He was caught and beaten by a liquor store owner.
**DOUBLE NOTE: This tiny image is of this clown.