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Seth Rogen to Write and Star in Green Hornet
First problem: I don't give a shit about the Green Hornet.
Second problem: It's being made by Seth Rogen. Seth friggin' Rogen! Look at the picture to the left and just think about Mr. Funny Doughy White Guy playing the Green Hornet. I dare you.
Bright side: There's no way in hell I'm seeing this movie.
Verdict: NOT EPIC
*NOTE: If I ever do see this film with Mr. Rogen starring as the GH and if I actually like it, I will print out this post and eat it.