This is a list of everything we find epic. Just to clarify ... E-P-I-C! What exactly does that mean?
Well, let me enlighten you my faithful reader, it's something that changes your perception on life, something that is truly grand in freaking scale. Got it?
And we are the final judges on all things epic. So if you think you've found something epic, shut up ... send it to us and we'll tell if you if it's truly E-P-I-C.
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Faceball, dammit. This needs to be the only game at the Olympics. That starts now. Someone make it happen. I'm serious, get off your butt and call your mom and tell her to do something. Face-freaking-ball, motherf^(#er.
Verdict: EPIC* 
*Note: I'm EPICing as hard as I can for this one.