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Bitches leave.

Kurtwood SmithIt's not everyday that two words get put together in such a way that they leave a burn mark on your brain. That's what happened in 1987 when Clarence Boddicker (played with panache and dare we say beauty, oh yes, we dare) put a "bitches" in front of a "leave" on his way to kill Miguel Ferrer.* "Bitches leave" left skid marks as it hit the gray matter we keep in our skulls, and we haven't recovered since. The fact that the words cling to each other is only the starting point. What really sells it? Mr. Smith's reading, which sounds like he's giving stage direction.

*(Note: Mr. Ferrer has since recovered. He will be starring in the new series, "The Bionic Woman.")

Verdict: EPIC EPIC!

Update on September 7, 2007: The 20th Anniversary Collector's Edition of ROBOCOP has been released, and there is a featurette which discusses "Bitches leave." Only EPIC things deserve documentaries, and this line deserves two, so someone get working on the second one please.